Top 11 Signs Your Agency Partners Aren’t Car People

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  1. They think lug nuts are a kind of party mix.
  2. Someone asks if the Blue Book is a sequel to 50 Shades of Grey.
  3. Your copywriter calls and asks how to pronounce mpg.
  4. “Universal joint? We usually wait ‘til 5 o’clock to break that stuff out.”
  5. There’s good evidence they think PSI is a Korean rapper.
  6. The mention of a car’s “speedo” elicits adolescent chuckles on every agency call.
  7. Every time “viscous coupling” comes up, they ask if they need a permit for that.
  8. They don’t take the scenic route.
  9. “Struts? We all strut our stuff at this agency, honey.”
  10. They think Formula One is food for babies.