Top 11 Careers We Wish We Had

Remember the days when people would ask, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Well, we walked around the office and asked everyone–from art directors to account managers what career they wish they had. While the list may be pretty ridiculous, it’s great for a laugh. Introducing the top 11 careers Plan B-ers wish they had:

11. Brew master
10. Tour guide at a chocolate factory (not the Willy Wonka chocolate factory)
9. Blanket tester
8. Professional hand model
7. Awesome superhero
6. Ice cream taster
5. Dolphin trainer at Sea World
4. Social media ninja (but an actual ninja)
3. New crayon color namer
2. Professional dandy
1. Successful art thief

What do you want to be?