Top 11 Bold Predictions For 2014

With 2013 behind us, we’ve decided to bust out the crystal ball and make some predictions about what the world will bring in 2014. Call us visionaries, prognosticators, soothsayers, or just call us bold, but you’ll trust us come 2015.

  1. Hundreds of people will void checks after writing “2013”.
  2. Leonardo DiCaprio will stop dating models – and start exclusively dating supermodels.
  3. Due to ever-shortening attention spans, standard TV spots will get reduced to just 6 seconds of constant quick cuts—a la Vine.
  4. The world will start taking Thorium seriously as a potential energy source.
  5. Katy Perry and Lil Wayne will collaborate on a new song featuring a sample of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”.
  6. Watching cat videos will finally pass porn as the number one use for the internet.
  7. Networks will start offering pay-as-you-go TV—the service we’ve been waiting for since providers began packaging 300+ channels in one plan (279 of which no one has ever seen).
  8. The monumental comeback of Sisqo.
  9. A former Disney teen star’s nude snapchat pictures will get leaked.
  10. We’ll either finally move past this whole social media phase or…

Indications Number One