Sure, HR is making your big corporate move sound like you’re relocating to the promised land. But who are they kidding? We all know that a new office space equates to more room for headaches. That’s why we’ve done the heavy lifting and crafted this list of the Top 11 Downsides to a Corporate Move. With less time spent hating on your new digs—maybe you’ll have more time to find the silver lining, whatever that may be…
- The new pattern on the office carpet gives you vertigo
- Your new route to work is also everyone else’s route to work
- It takes over 5,000 boxes to move your “paperless society”
- It has been over a month and the door guy still asks you to sign in
- No one can guess the password to the only WiFi network available: XxSexyCupcake69xX
- You keep going 14 floors out of your way
- No matter how many times you slam your knees into the desk next to you, it won’t bring back the open space that was next to your old desk
- If you didn’t transfer the call to the wrong person it’s only because you accidentally hung up on the caller
- Your iPhone no longer gets a wireless signal in the new bathroom stalls
- The scent of hot pockets leaves you nostalgic for your old breakroom
