Our Political Attack Ad Against Santa

KRIS KRINGLE HAS BEEN “DOING HIS JOB” FOR TOO LONG
WATCH THIS YEAR’S HOLIDAY GREETING FROM THE G.R.I.N.C.H.

This politically charged campaign season has us questioning everything. How is it that an overweight old man can represent all of the world’s children without election?

We have a whole list of grievances against the man in the red suit. And acting as the Grass Roots Initiative for a New Christmas Hero (G.R.I.N.C.H.) we’d like to nominate a more suitable candidate for the top job—a Plan B you might say. Someone with more than enough hot air to power a magical sleigh.

Watch our vicious attack ad against Santa to find out which elf-made man we’d like to see replace Kris Kringle.

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